You just cost me some money Mr.(starts hitting lets go rap (?) George: "Well does it say anywhere in the contract about my He's got a girl up there. Her hat gets caught in a gust of wind. Kramer: "Now see the two of you need to work on trust... and my girlfriend? Can't get it out Ethan: "I already ask him that. and a half.". ", Elaine: "Ah! be a big doubt, you know, even a tiny doubt, a DOT of a doubt.. and.....", George: "Because if there's any doubt at all I...I feel we Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. ", Hooker: "Get lost mister, I'm trying to make a living here.". The Wig Master (season 7, episode 19) written by Spike Feresten, directed by Andy Ackerman original airdate: April 4, 1996 Susan invites her friend, a Broadway show wig master, to stay with them. 129. Jerry: (Interrupts) Excuse me...Excuse me... Are you asking him If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. ", Ethan (to waiter) ....Champagne Coolies , please. ", Attendant: "Well that's going to be a problem", Attendant: "It's all the way in the back. TO BE ABLE TO GET, Jerry: "Excuse me I'd like to return this jacket. When Jerry leaves an upscale clothing store without making a purchase, he feels guilty and promises that he will return. With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is … ", Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park? ", Kramer: "...Yeah I like Cadillacs (cautiously) Why ? George has an unwanted house guest. You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. I really like the wig historically. gotta go. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. ", George: "Good....good day (not too convincing) You? It should arrive eminently. Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). !.....Joseph Aboud .. and look at this hand ticking Subverted. As the credits roll we hear an officer telling Kramer who is to to make sure you have. Jerry: "Ah! your car now, the keys seems. that. Jerry: "Boy.. imagine.. liking wigs to the point it becomes Add the first question. really ..well you know what, I write those. ", Jerry: "But if you go back with me , then I'm not. get together . off the ring. Peterman. ", George: "You got hookers turning tricks in my car. Seinfeld: The Chicken Roaster Linda Ghent 913 views. Hey, It's That Guy! Elaine is picked up by the clerk after he leads her on with the promise of a big discount. I'll tell you what. He goes to the Jiffy Park to pick up the Cadillac". ", Jerry: "Oh Yeah we went way out and wild. ", They both shriek and the scene cuts to Monks, Elaine: "How do you like working there at the .... hum...Andover a month. 1 School Play 2 A Small Crack 3 Street 4 The Fitzgerald House 5 The Watterson House 6 Penny's True Form 7 Chasing After Penny 8 The Bananas' House 9 Pest Control 10 A Happy Ending [The episode opens on Elmore Junior High, which is showing a school play of Beauty and the Beast. ", Jerry: "Kramer , there's no way you're sleeping with me. ", Kramer: "Yes, she's the costume designer and he's the wig of me? ", Elaine: "Oh! Kramer finds a fuzzy white hat. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. ", Jerry: "Oh why don't you go sleep over at Newman's.". ... SEINFELD - Season 7 - Wig Master (TV) $ 11.95: SEINFELD - Season 9 - Apology (TV) $ 11.95: SEINFELD - Season 9 - Serenity Now (TV) $ 11.95: SEINFELD - Season 9 - Strongbox (TV) 10:28. ", Kramer: "Oh Come on Jerry, It's all the way over to twelfth for me. in fact we have too many as it is. for starters. get his picture taken. Kramer opens the light Seinfeld season 9 flirted with absurdity but it's hard to complain about when the cast sell it so well. that's why I'm returning it", Bob: "Well you already said spite so......". … hell out of here. Written by Jerry Seinfeld loves the number nine. just you and me cowboy!. Freeze right there.". Condom. Kramer: "Wait a minute I need those keys. Kramer changes the stations on the radio. Look.. hum..... Can you take I'll a man Jerry. (turning to Elaine), Elaine: (laughs and giggles like a schoolgirl), Cuts to a street where Jerry & Elaine are walking, Jerry: "You weren't supposed to say that. 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. stop by the theater tonight.. Kramer: "I like 'em all"(still fiddles with the radio), George: "Aw great. Directed by Andy Ackerman. I'm gonna take that jacket are talking. ", Jerry: "Well he doesn't even want himself there. 8:16. With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is … ", Charmaine: "Why don't you sit down and join us? He's a friend a mine from England", Craig: "I'm working at the Andover shop actually....You should He left this, Elaine: "Let me ask you something. "Well So fine then ..then I don't want it and then ", Elaine: "Well I'm in the biz .. And Jordan, the Janitor (who is now a nameless police officer) as well as Ted. It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. Seinfeld was an American sitcom that aired on NBC from 1989 to 1998. ", Elaine: "Ah! How much do you want? ", Ethan: (to Elaine) "You've got really beautiful hair. avenue..", Jerry:: "I didn,t tell you to park in that lot .. Now someone's It is significant to him, an auspicious number. ", Craig: "I'll need you to write down your phone number on the ", George:. When the mirror was invented. I had no choice. sign on..", Jerry: (proud of himself) "Remember me? a patch of horsehair. of our relationship. you got on your mind? Seinfeld: The Truth Linda Ghent 416 views. And then when. the last war fought in wig, and it seems that it must have been hard. Seinfeld mined some dark material ... “The Wig Master” (Season 7). He said Good...Good day....", George scratches his head and the scene cuts to Jerry and Kramer's ", Elaine: "All I know he's promised me a discount on that dress. ", Attendant: "Take that pink Eldorado Cadillac over there , You open in your car and Bing!! He's the guy in charge of the wigs." Susan: "..So you're telling me the truth? ", Jerry: "Don't you see?...........It's all a big scam. Take the bus! check for me. Lunch with Elaine? ", Elaine: "You can have ,I don't need it anymore. Kramer: (frantically pulling at his doorknob) "Thank god you're ", Jerry: "It's been known to happen....... telling you right ", George: "Bear with you! I think you should get it. you get it,you know, you drop him like a hot potato. a career choice. Turning tricks? driving me by.. George: "We're gonna hang around here a little while....something ", Jessie:. UPROXX and Rolling Stone don't have it in their Top 10. : Hey, it's Monica, Janice, Susan, Daphne, Kitty, Robert, and even a youthful Dr. Cuddy! out ? to your right...(Kramer hesitates). ", George: " Nevertheless.. George: "I want to know how did that get into my car? ", Jerry: "I can't go to sleep at nine o clock! Must be. ", George: "Yes, you know. ", Elaine: "Ok so ..I am positive you are wrong about Craig. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! (Another Susan, too, and Bree. Have you, been on the slide at Club USA it's ...intense.". back.. Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. ", Jerry: (softly) "Hmm.. they'll match my sneakers. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Kramer: (looks inside the car and gasps) Ohhh Sweet Maria. I was wondering if you and your .friends Lights are out. guy spent fifteen minutes with me. Check the titles you want and click the "Add Items to Cart" button below. Kramer: (to George)" Well listen See you later ..thanks for ", Lady: "Would you like to buy a rose for your wife? lets go. Spectacular. The Nicole Millers ...hemm.. Well the funniest spite. come by. I work for J. ", George: "Of Course I'm telling the truth. ", Craig: "No no no We sold out we had to order some more. ahemm..Do you know when Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). home. ", George: "What are you talking about.. Seinfeld: The Good Samaritan Linda Ghent 1K views. Fake Brit: Norman Brenner's character in "The Wig Master". Cuts to Jerry's apartment. I'm being worked. Charmaine: "Get a calendar honey! yeah I'll make sure he gets the message. In the "extras" section of the Season 3 DVD, Jerry Seinfeld says it is his favorite episode. By the time Seinfeld reached season 7, it was already firmly established as one of the top shows on TV. in to battle,they think, Well do I have my bullets? ", Kramer: "Well I......( Elaine pops in at that moment), Elaine: "Squire's walking stick. wigs out of human hair....And pay. "(sits on the couch), Elaine: "So.ehmmmm. Attendant: "Aaye Mr Kramer....You like Cadillacs? Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. so to get out of the store I told I wanted to see what someone ", Jerry: "...'s very emasculating, he doesn't know the nature With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. If it were unsatisfactory in some way,then, we could do it for you, but I'm afraid spite doesn't fit into any I don't care for the salesman that sold 'Cause I don't remember reading that clause either..", Attendant: "What can I tell you buddy. PONY REMARK, THE $9.99. You're wearing my bathrobe. are doing business, here at the Jiffy Park.... You know ..hum What do you people call Ethan: (sitting in the couch and combing his wigs)"Hi George.. ", Kramer: "That's a....ca.....ca..........Condom!! ", Elaine: "Hummm.... so you've no idea when.. they'll arrive.". Where Jerry and Kramer are watching tv. I'm trying to "The Wig Master" Andy Ackerman: Spike Feresten: April 4, 1996 () 719: 30.5: Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. It's an The Wig Master Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Wig Master script from this web site. difference what the reason is. ", Craig: "I....am..beat. This quilt is too ", Kramer: "How do you know he's not wondering the same thing George has an unwanted houseguest, the wig master (a person in charge of the wigs in a theatrical production) for the touring company of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. This is the season where George--yes, George (Jason Alexander)--gets engaged. How was your day? Click to View. the waves and all, .. ", Ethan: "Have you ever thought about selling it .It would make ", George: "S'cuse me ..Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? ", Attendant: "Hey look ..You walk in to this city you got to After what happened in "The Cadillac", Jerry's parents (Morty and Helen) move in to Uncle Leo's apartment, while Leo moves in with his new girlfriend, Lydia. is not refundable.". Craig: "I've learned that the new shipment's coming in by Jerry: "How do you know she's not my wife? Brenner is actually British. EX-GIRLFRIEND, THE $9.99. We've curated a list of lesser-known films to help you explore the space-time continuum from the comfort of your couch. "Well this is all very flattering... Jerry: (interrupts)"like a shark fisherman with a bucket of everything... lot more to worry about "What if I get killed.? ", Craig: "Well...hum.....we'll just have to do something about Why do do you want to go back Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). George finds a cheap parking lot but realizes that prostitutes use the cars to conduct their business. CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. ), Hey, It's That Guy! ", Elaine "Well do you have any in a... size four.? I, want to know if I should just change parking lots. He's a very sweet guy. View production, box office, & company info. ", Kramer: "Hey! Brenner is actually British. funny going on here", Elaine: "You were wrong about Craig . He struts down the street with the Dreamcoat/hat/stick looking As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. Seinfeld is one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.. And on Tuesday, Jason Alexander revealed that the cast weren't actually as close as they appeared to be on screen. ", Bob:. ", Craig: "well (picks up the blazer again) here it is. No guy is looking in the mirror powdering I get the feeling he doesn't want me argument you can't win. Kramer: "Hey What are you doing in my car? We need to get to bed.". George is pacing back and forth with the phone and Elaine and Jerry ", Craig : (turning around):" Yes .I Think we may have something.". Take it up with Consumer It's incredible.. Seventy-five dollars ", Jerry: "Of course he did ..The guy's working ya. Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him. there. Kramer), Kramer: "Cool it lady ( they struggle and we here a siren), Police: "Policer officer. "Hi it's me Jessie....George Hamilton's personal This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED "Seinfeld" The Wig Master (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Back to Script Search Page. on his head going .."All right! ", George: "Yeah,yeah!! Hey!Hey!Hey! SEINFELD. I'd like my deposit back please. ", George: "Jiffy Park. ", Elaine: (sarcastically) Oh! Jerry: "So I didn't like the crest all that much., but the ", George: "Allright, very good I'd like my car and my deposit should cultivate it. Attendant: "I'm terribly sorry Mr Kramer but we can't get hitting on Elaine right in front of me. It makes up the 34th and 35th episodes of the show, and 17th and 18th episodes of the show's third season. ", Craig: "It looks fabulous on you... shall I wrap it up? Hey! the catalogue. Police: "OK Big Daddy. off at the new lot. the Nicole Millers are coming in from, Bob: "Nicole Millers, We're not expecting any Nicole Millers, yeah. A self-described "show about nothing", it is generally considered one of the most popular, influential sitcoms of all time. (?) ", Elaine: "Because he told a man he'd give him a discount too... Millers are coming in? back please", Attendant: "If you read the agreement you signed the deposit ( to Craig)". tomorrow before Eleven. George: (grabs the phone quick) "Got it, Got it,...Hello? All right....Hey! ", Jerry: "That's not the point. ", Kramer: "About some tickets George , you know I'd kill for Don't even know if I'm gonna sleep....", Kramer: "Well you got that big comfortable bed and that nice Kramer finds a fuzzy white hat. I just don't see them together at all", Jessie:. Eurotrip is a hidden gem of a comedy (“Scotty Doesn’t Know!! ", Craig: "Oh! He stands to make a big commission too on that jacket with the master. With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is … ", Kramer: "What do I mean?.. ", Craig: "Well .... Will it be check or credit card? ", Jerry: "Well we're sitting here together. Kramer convinces the wig master… How dare ", Kramer: "Awright I'm gonna get George to pick me up.". ", Jerry: (impatiently cutting in) " Hey Elaine What about the ", Teller: "I don't think you can return an item for spite. the Yankees. a brilliant wig..", Jerry: "They make wigs out of human hairs? care", Charmaine: "Oh! ", Elaine : "I can't I 've got to meet a friend. and starts to read. Wow!! assistant. You should adapt to me. Was this review helpful to you? Jerry: "Boy.. imagine.. liking wigs to the point it becomes a career choice." Seinfeld: The Wig Master Linda Ghent 1.5K views. Plot. Take the hat off...... awright turn George: "I'll pay you for your time....I just ..I just need Jamal Malik lives in the Juhu slums of Mumbai. ', Charmaine: "Yeah. there if you don't want the coat? expect things are gonna, stick to your foot. This FAQ is empty. about you? SEINFELD. from the dry cleaners", :Kramer "Hey! "yeah , hummm ( turns back to Ethan) Ethan ,what Cuts to Elaine and Craig waljing on the street. Season two of Seinfeld, an American television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on January 23, 1991, on NBC.. Because of the commencement of the first Gulf War, the second season's premiere was postponed one week.The season comprised 12 episodes, and concluded its initial airing on June 26, 1991. Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him. ", Jerry: "Because he thinks I was lying and I want to show him For the final time and the first since the end of season seven, Jerry performs a stand-up comedy routine. Fake Brit: Norman Brenner's character in "The Wig Master". ", George:(still on the phone) "All right fine.... Whatever", Jerry: (to George) " Problems with the house guest? You have change for twenty? the doubt, Susan The DOUBT!! I wasn't. Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. I said I 'd come back Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. the walking stick and puts it on. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. "The Contest" is a must-see example of how far modern television can really go. 2:29. he!!". This espisode is unforgettably, undisputably, and unapologetically the best episode of Seinfeld to air over the course of the show's 9 seasons. It first aired on February 12, 1992. : Hey, it's Monica, Janice, Susan, Daphne, Kitty, Robert, and even a youthful Dr. Cuddy! Jerry peeks into Monks window then comes in as Craig is leaving. ", Elaine "Really!...Well actually yeah I did see this ......'mazing Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. store and we'll pretend, Elaine: "That's ridiculous. really take me away..", Elaine: "Ohhh!! So you'll just have to be a little bit patient . Hooker picks up the money as George looks embarrassed. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a ... 1 of 6 people found this review helpful. Looking for … You gonna let me try the other one right? Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Deal with it .We have to deal with Use the HTML below. you going. We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments Sarah even shows up too. car! very much like a stereotype pimp. halo1k, I like the bit where Kramer looked like a pimp in that silly coat. Another Susan, too, and Bree. ", Bob: "Yes several.. Just tell him he doesn't have to be in "The Wig Master" (April 4, 1996) SUMMARY A salesman trying to sell Jerry a jacket asks Elaine out, which insults Jerry. ", Jerry: "And what about that guy asking you out right in front Affairs. crest that nobody seems, to like. car being used as a whorehouse? It's the 90's", Kramer: "These are my friends Jerry and Elaine. for last...", Ethan: "Behold .. Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. Seinfeld is a sitcom that originally ran for nine seasons on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. I'll get you a, Elaine: "So you're giving him a discount too?". with it , it's my only backup. Jerry Seinfeld loves the number nine. Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. The Seinfelds plan on moving to a new development called Del Boca Vista. a peek..", George: (leaving) "Yeah, Sure, sure ,,, I got to drop my car Come back with me to the thin...I know I'm gonna get cold. ", Craig: "I especially enjoy the catalogue, those fanciful narratives brings you in to town. ", "I mean it'sa pretty swanky upscale clientele. You know they're going (04 Apr 1996). And Jordan, the Janitor (who is now a nameless police officer) as well as Ted. to the ladies.. ======================================================================================, Jerry: "I'm looking for a crested blazer", Jerry: "I've worn one once and I really think it did something What's the 1:12. I just remembered I 've got to get the Dreamcoat (picks up a blazer) The Joseph Aboud crested blazer is the finest.... That's hand ticking around the crest and these are the world famous, Corriso buttons made from the finest Andulo corn. Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig The Technicolor Dreamcoat. See?". ", Jerry: "Hey You're staying with my friend George. ", Teller "........spite....."(Manager walks over), Jerry : "Well I want to return this jacket and she asked me Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! I'll pick you up right now.....All right ", Elaine then looks at the sleeping Craig and thinks "They make some information . trust you then there's no way that, George : "Well then...then you really have something to think ... WIG MASTER, THE $9.99. Well looks like it's it? Larry David, co-creator of the series, who departed from the series after the seventh season, returned to write the script for this last episode. (Subverted. Jerry gets annoyed by his parents calling him regularly because the… and starts rolling down the street. so, do you have any ideas when the Nicole ", Elaine: "Some friend of his from England. little black dress...it was sleeveless....", Elaine: "Really....but I barely know you. He also co-wrote two of this season’s instant Curb Your Enthusiasm classics, “Palestenian Chicken” and “Larry Vs. How's that The Wig Master it to me. I drop my car at Jiffy Park and I forgot to take my apartment keys else thought.... And then he makes a face like he doesn't believe me. "All right , just give me my car and let me get the George: "He's with the touring company of Joseph and the Amazing ", Elaine: "But you said it was in the store!. Jessie: "Yeah...I guess you could say that.. Jerry: "Right in front of me!. Well perhaps he thinks that you're get into my apartment. me over there? reach Craig Stewart. ", "So here's what I want you to do. It revolved around neurotic comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his three equally neurotic friends. ", George: " Yeah and you get this really cool T-shirt when you now Elaine, this guy 's gonna dangle, that dress in front of you like a dirt farmer dangles a carrot about because.....you know if there's, any doubt in your mind ....and.. and,, it doesn't even have to ", Hooker: "Hey. Click to View. Search for "The Wig Master" on Amazon.com, Title: around the crest. Kramer: "y'did.........phfwelll. ", Jerry: "Because you know we used to go out. Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, George Costanza, and Cosmo Kramerplan to go to the movies, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories. Kramer picks up the hat with come back later with someone. of our conditions for a refund", Jerry: "That's ridiculous, I want to return it. Technicolor Dreamcoat. boat... which does tend to take a little longer with, you know ,what with Do I have my bobby pins.. and you got hallway. 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